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“Get Hold of The Power of Words”

This one is for my fellow Skyrim fans. If you haven’t played it, then you probably don’t know what all the fus is about.

I always wondered why my steed would attack dragons. Now, I realize that it was Horse and he wasn’t havin’ none o’ that dragon nonsense.

SIDENOTE: 

On Twitter, I asked my followers to name the baby for me. The first response was from my friend Emmy, who suggested “Stormaggedon.” I asked her if “Geddy” would suffice, to which she agreed.

As promised, here is a list of the other responses:

Edgar Shackleford
Gary Glitter
Darth
Hans Olo
Tyrone
Tarquin
Corbin Dallas
Fhloston
Giblet
Fontanel 

This just made me laugh so hard I choked a little!

(via iwillfightbetter)

An old Grandfather said to his grandson, who came to him with anger at a friend who had done him an injustice, “Let me tell you a story.”

“I too, at times, have felt a great hate for those that have taken so much, with no sorrow for what they do.

But hate wears you down, and does not hurt your enemy. It is like taking poison and wishing your enemy would die. I have struggled with these feelings many times.” He continued, “It is as if there are two wolves inside me. One is good and does no harm. He lives in harmony with all around him, and does not take offense when no offense was intended. He will only fight when it is right to do so, and in the right way.

But the other wolf, ah! He is full of anger. The littlest thing will set him into a fit of temper. He fights everyone, all the time, for no reason. He cannot think because his anger and hate are so great. It is helpless anger, for his anger will change nothing.

Sometimes, it is hard to live with these two wolves inside me, for both of them try to dominate my spirit.”

The boy looked intently into his Grandfather’s eyes and asked, “Which one wins, Grandfather?”

He replied, “The one you feed.”

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Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.

Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.

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FUCK.

…….wut. oh god. Just…. oh god.

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